Hyenas are hungry
They will eat you alive. Beware.
Don't feed them after midnight. Never.
Are hyenas demi-Gods?
No, they are not even human.
Can they play chess?
Yes, they are in fact the inventors of the game.
Reasons not to have a hyena as a pet:
- They eat your children
- They don't talk much
- They are not iguanas
How to avoid coming into contact with a hyena
- Stay home
- Don't go out
- Remain indoor
Why are hyenas always laughing?
They are also called the savanna's clowns, that explains it.
Become a hyena today!